Protein oatmeal. made in 5 seconds.

Protein oatmeal. made in 5 seconds.

4.9/5 (3900+ reviews)

The quickest & most convenient breakfast

Less than 5 seconds to make!

1

pour

pour into cup or jar

2

mix n’ shake

add milk and mix it up

3

cool or heat

refrigerate it for overnight oats or heat it up for hot oats

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Over a dozen delicious flavors to choose from

Strawberries N' Cream
Strawberries N' Cream
22g protein |
170 cal
Caramel Frappe
Caramel Frappe
22g protein |
210 cal
Birthday Cake
Birthday Cake
22g protein |
180 cal
Peanut butter cookie
Peanut butter cookie
22g protein |
280 cal
Mocha Coffee
Mocha Coffee
22g protein |
180 cal
Maple & Brown Sugar
Maple & Brown Sugar
22g protein |
170 cal
Cookies N' Cream
Cookies N' Cream
22g protein |
190 cal
Chocolate Strawberry
Chocolate Strawberry
22g protein |
180 cal
Vanilla Bean Frappe
Vanilla Bean Frappe
22g protein |
200 cal

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IT’S WHAT’S INSIDE THAT COUNTS

  • 22g protein
  • less than 5g sugar
  • no b.s sweeteners
  • quality ingredients
Date powder

Date powder

Natural sweetener that gives you energy straight from the fruit!

maple sugar

maple sugar

Imported from local Canadian farms, this is a better alternative to cane sugar

protein powder

protein powder

We use the highest quality protein that doesn’t have that chalky taste

Us Vs Them

Breakfast Upgrade Like No Other

All-day natural energy

Zero artificial flavors or sweeteners

packed full of artifical ingredients

delicious natural flavors taste

fake flavoring with terrible ingredients

tastes exactly like what is advertised

flavor profile is off and doesn’t taste good

packed with nutrients that keep you full

loaded with fake stuff that keeps you hungry

tons of happy customers!

CLICK ON FLAVOR TO SEE NUTRITION FACTS

Birthday cake

Nutrition Information X

Brown Sugar Espresso

Nutrition Information X

Chocolate Strawberry

Nutrition Information X

Strawberries n cream

Nutrition Information X

Caramel Frappe

Nutrition Information X

Mango Ice cream

Nutrition Information X

Cookies n cream

Nutrition Information X

⁠Mocha coffee

Nutrition Information X

Horchata

Nutrition Information X

Maple & brown sugar

Nutrition Information X

Vanilla bean frappe

Nutrition Information X

⁠Peanut butter cookie

Nutrition Information X

⁠Pistachio chocolate

Nutrition Information X

Vanilla chai

Nutrition Information X

FAQ

  • How does it taste?

  • Our customers report that the flavor profile is 95% accurate as advertised! We focus on lower quantity of flavors, but higher quality!

  • What are benefits of subscribing?

  • When you subscribe, you get exclusive access to any future programs we roll out such as reward points, exclusive flavors, limited edition packs, and many more! We offer a FREE jar and 20% off every month’s order for being a subscriber. You also get access to an exclusive community that is beaming with positivity.

  • How do I log in?

  • You can only login if you are subscribed. Subscribe and an account will automatically be made. You will get an email with login details and from there you can access the portal.

  • How can I cancel my subscription?

  • You can cancel through the subscribers portal or you can email us at

     themfbrands@gmail.com

  •  Where can I see the nutrition label?

  •  We have the “nutrition” button at the top of the customize box page. We also have it at the top of this page as well!

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